Greetings, fledgling minds!

Have your thoughts ever defied gravity, your ideas soared beyond the nebulae?

At ITTAGI, we are the galactic cartographers of the impossible. We navigate the uncharted territories of imagination, where the "jurgenflark" becomes reality and the whispers of "what if" ignite innovation.

Bring us your wildest dreams, your most cosmic concepts. No notion is too audacious, no vision too fantastical. Here, on the precipice of the extraordinary, we'll translate your stardust into groundbreaking realities, in total secrecy until the right time comes.

Join us, and together, we'll chart the uncharted and launch your brilliance into the infinite unknown. The universe awaits.

FAQs

It's understandable that our presence and advanced approach may raise questions and we're here to address any curiosities you may have.

Same planet, but probably a different dimension that you should be a part of. Our cosmic address tag reads... Terra! We're after the hidden gems of this world – those ideas that can shake up the galaxy.
Curiosity + collaboration = interstellar best friendship.
We certainly breathe a similar spirit: ambition, innovation, and a deep respect for what's right.
While astrology charts celestial patterns, we prefer to chart paths of ingenuity and determination.
The shared code of innovation runs deep!
Let's cultivate both the green of this planet and the green that fuel$ interstellar venture$.
We do enjoy watching the crowds react to the “experts”.

33 Earth years.
The official language of planet ITTAGI is Detercus (a combination of "determin" and a shortened form of "focus").
A relentless drive to turn "impossible" into "inevitable."
Minions = workforce.
Every inch of this planet has something to brag about.
We're almost just like any other friendly neighborhood humans, fueled by strong coffee.
Bro, Mate, Buddy / Bud, Pal, Friend, Folks / People, Fam, Sib, Champ, Chief, Boss, Ace, Kid / Kiddo, Cuz / Cousin, Dawg, Homie, Cat…

“Howdy,” or however else you’d greet your normal human friend.
Hi protein, high fat, low carbs + electrolytes.
Astral Paddle is the cosmos’ fastest-growing sport. We’d love to show you how it’s played.
The journey took time, but the timing is perfect. We've arrived, and we're not leaving anytime soon. This partnership is just the beginning.
Need someone with a firm handshake? Consider it done. Tentacles for a more technical approach? No problem. We have the right connections, whatever the interaction demands.
Sigh. You really need to stop asking.
If you’ve made it this far, it’s a sign.

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